I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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