So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
