i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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