i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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