dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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