You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
so much tequila, so little girl.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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