I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
how does that bad decision feel?
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