so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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