she looked like the before picture.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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