I wish i was in the wii world.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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