Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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