She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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