And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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