You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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