the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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