She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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