Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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