There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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