sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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