are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
