I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
