white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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