Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
This toilet bowl is my home.
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