so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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