Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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