I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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