We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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