Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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