If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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