Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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