He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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