I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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