New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm just crazy horny about you
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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