Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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