Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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