what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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