He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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