There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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