Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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