My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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