awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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