"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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