he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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