She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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