I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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