Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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