i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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