I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
