used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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