She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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