yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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